So CERN, the European Organization for Nuclear Research which fucks with particles smaller than the rooms in upper rez, apparently sent these motherf**kers faster than the speed of light…yea, f**ked up right? This proves Einstein wrong, and we all know that’s straight bollocks, Einstein was a big G.

If any of this new science holds true, which it probably won’t, you can go to your everyday physics prof and tell him to f*ck right off.

I know you usually don’t travel that fast till at least 2am, but this week SOUTHERN COMFORT is joining us at Factory to speed things up.

In other news, this week we got IAMWESKA (Toronto) coming into town to rip up the decks alongside THE BEAT DOCTORS (Montreal), spinning freshest beats to test the limits of our sound barrier. Hell, if 60 old scientists get to decide on a new speed of light, why can’t we do some experimenting?

Oh yeah, there’s also the Most Dope Drink Deals…2 for 1 ONLY at Factory Thursdays.

2 shots $4
2 Drinks $7
2 Pints $8

$120 40oz Vodka

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